Parents reacted so weirdly/cringely to my chlamydia test
March 2012
8 posts
oh yaar, putting together my creative writing portfolio yaaar, oooooh yaarr
who needs a job anyway?
sucha twat
is this birthday rain symbolic in anyway…?
Reflections on 18 years of life:
1) I wish I had never overeaten
2) I wish I had stayed in touch with my first group of friends somewhat
3) I wish I had gone to a friend’s 16th
4) I wish I had had a life when I was younger
5) I wish I had got drunk earlier
6) I wish I had smoked/taken drugs earlier
7) I wish I had taken more opportunities to go out
8) I wish I was closer with some friends
9) I wish I had tried harder at GCSEs
10) I wish I had done more drama at school
11) I wish I learned an instrument
12) I wish I read more as a child
13) I wish I did more to keep my family happy
14) I wish I took more risks/chances
15) I wish I went to meet Alan Carr
16) I wish I had been more confident
17) I wish I had got glasses before
18) I am glad I am friends with my best friends
February 2012
87 posts
aaah work no go away you bank customers i don’t want to talk to you!
officially becoming an alcoholic because after only 2 days of working all i have wanted is a drink…
officially a working girl!!!!!
crying while reading the newspaper - michael gove cunt do not ruin our education system!!!
everything always happens to everyone else ugggggggggggh
pancake fun happening tonight… on my own
come on valentine, hit me with your best fucking shot