Parents reacted so weirdly/cringely to my chlamydia test
oh yaar, putting together my creative writing portfolio yaaar, oooooh yaarr
(via noapologiesandnoregrets)
who needs a job anyway?
sucha twat
is this birthday rain symbolic in anyway…?
The Roads (Not) Taken
Reflections on 18 years of life:
1) I wish I had never overeaten
2) I wish I had stayed in touch with my first group of friends somewhat
3) I wish I had gone to a friend’s 16th
4) I wish I had had a life when I was younger
5) I wish I had got drunk earlier
6) I wish I had smoked/taken drugs earlier
7) I wish I had taken more opportunities to go out
8) I wish I was closer with some friends
9) I wish I had tried harder at GCSEs
10) I wish I had done more drama at school
11) I wish I learned an instrument
12) I wish I read more as a child
13) I wish I did more to keep my family happy
14) I wish I took more risks/chances
15) I wish I went to meet Alan Carr
16) I wish I had been more confident
17) I wish I had got glasses before
18) I am glad I am friends with my best friends
aaaaah work
aaah work no go away you bank customers i don’t want to talk to you!
(Source: louistomlinnson, via queda-prohibido)